warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

averagefairy:

the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared

HOW DO I LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM INTERESTED IN KISSING THEM

planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

mcwibbles:

and-they-grew-up-heros:

writer-from-the-shire:

I’m so glad they got the actor descriptions so accurate

I’m dying

This is literally the most accurate thing like this is it those are the real characters

mcwibbles:

and-they-grew-up-heros:

writer-from-the-shire:

I’m so glad they got the actor descriptions so accurate

I’m dying

This is literally the most accurate thing like this is it those are the real characters

year-of-the-deanmon:

cinderellacas:this is my submission for the SPN Season Ten Poster Challenge! hope you all like it :)

year-of-the-deanmon:

cinderellacas:

this is my submission for the SPN Season Ten Poster Challenge! hope you all like it :)


tanakas:

if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me

communismkillsitonthedancefloor:

“Real music isn’t made with computers.”

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clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

green-eyed-rising-demon:

burnallthefandoms:

clotpolesonly:

catladywithoutanycats:

pajamaben:

If you ever push a pull door, don’t look like a stupid idiot. just push the door off its hinges and walk through like a champion

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there was a Sherlock gif before a Supernatural gif

what is happening

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I think we all know why…

We experienced some difficulties. Many apologies. 

lalondes:

looking at really successful people your own age like “this could be me but i’m playin”

barackobotm:

the american school system 

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